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Saturday, January 12, 2013

What to Do When All Your Friends Have Boyfriends

(And girlfriends)

1. Kill yourself. Then since you're dead, my job here is done.
Just kidding.
Real No. 1 - Meet new people. Or at least try to.
No2- Start new hobbies. You might find something you're good at. Or just continues your old hobbies that your  friends didn't like.
No3 Go shopping. Alone. Not with your parents. Thats will make things worse.
No4 Go to the cinema. Your friends didn't let you watch the whole movie anyway. Now you can actually do it.
No5 Go to the gym. Don't say it. Do it. Now. Let me see you walking to the gym!
No6 Listen to music. When you have your headphones on, you don't have to talk to noone.
No7 Daydream more than you used to before.
No8 Find a boyfriend yourself. Tell your friends to meet you new interesting people.
No9 Make a new fb/Twitter/myspace/bebo etc account.
No 10 Redecorate your room.
No11 Create a blog.
No12 Play Angry Birds/Call of duty and stuff.(lol)
No 13 Stast reading books.
No14 Get wasted.
No15 Look around the road for hot guys. Soeone will finally either tell you "fuck you" or they'll give you their phone.


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